The best idea is never to leave. Stick around for as long as possible, don't eat anything, just cook, clean, and wait. Don't eat, don't leave. She'll make sure you don't starve, and that's more than they'd do back home. That's all the posters said, cook and clean, be good, join the revolution. Simple. Such nice posters, too, such nice imagery. But as you were wiping the dust off some lightswitch cover, a millisecond movement, mostly muscle memory, you heard something quite terrible.

Not a voice, or even a scream, just a slow, mechanical whirring, telling you quite clearly, that your time avoiding trouble by staying here is probably coming to an end. It's quite sad, you'd enjoyed the meals. Fried oysters, and roasted duck, garlic and rosemary, dill and lavender. Exotic meats, lab grown meats, just wave your hands through her refrigerator's catalogue, each requisition displayed before you with some hologram, sparkling in the air, your mind forming the scent all on its own, if inaccurately. Another arcane hand signal, and it's headed through the air, right to her building's mailyard. Mask on, grab her keys, head downstairs, and smile your way through the elevator eyes of the older ladies at the customs counter. You'd had a lot of fun with the balls of dough, and she'd loved every single dessert. She'd seemed nice.

So why are you currently looking at so many guns? So much european money? So many bundles of what is actually marked, "organic cocaine"? Why? Doesn't she work for the party? Doesn't she have a high-level degree? Why didn't she close the safe that you're looking into? So many questions. She doesn't answer them, instead, demanding to know, over her apartment's intercom, why in the actual fuck you have decided to fuck with her shit.

She no longer seems nice.

put on a surgical mask